- me: *goes into the living room*
- family: wow you actually came out of your room
- me: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
funny celebrity equations
these all work…
I laughed harder at this than I should have…
If you aren’t following @StatsBritain you aren’t doing Twitter right.
As a Briton in Britain I can confirm all this to be 100% accurate.
As a foreigner in Britain I can confirm these are 100% accurate.
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
Ash was so underrated why he was perfect
I will sing my praise of Ash until the entire fandom remembers him
I miss that redneck, geeky bastard
this is seriously one of my favorite scenes because its so simple and funny. its just so direct and quick and i love ash
When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma
a sequel to frozen where elsa’s advisors are all imploring her to find a nice prince to marry to be the king consort and elsa just isn’t interested in anyone until the arabian royal family comes to visit to discuss trade arrangements and elsa meets their spunky hijabi daughter who has the power to manipulate fire and heat and falls in love instantly
DISNEY I DARE YOU
Just imagine if dragons replaced birds. I mean small annoying dragons flying around towns and beaches stealing your food, big exotic dragons living in remote places, friendly dragons, fierce dragons, fLIGHTLESS DRAGONS, dragons in zoos dragons in the wild i just dRAGONS
a band called Imagine Birds
Do you know what I want to see?
I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.
But halfway through the movie, she figures out
She can rap like hell
How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism
I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.
What’s been seen, can not be unseen.