That is a massive man and a fearless dog!
"NO. DONT TOUCH THE HUMAN PUPPY."
Arch/Angels + Last words
none of this is okay
Sometimes I think I have no time It woundt b fair to the other half of my realtionship.
Then other times I’m like all these boys are sooooo pretty I want 10 like he’s prettier then me!!
Than I’m like no I’m a strong independent black women that don’t need no man!!!
But then it’s like I’m SO FUCKING HORNY I’m gonna like drag one n a closet and beg to be touched….
Yet I’m like ew boys idiots jerk who only want sex and won’t respect me.
However as busy as I am I feel crazy lonely!!
I have my parents saying I’m to young and don’t need one.
My friends say I’m pretty enough and any guy would b lucky and
as for me hell I dont know…
I HATE BEING A TEENAGE GIRL
Step it up trixie
THAT IS PAULINA NOT TRIXIE TANG YOU UNEDUCATED NOODLE
best. scene. ever.
I’m not going to lie, I thought he was going to Mulan his way up and capture the flag
Female spies having short hair of varying lengths because long hair is inconvenient for spy work
Female spies wearing flat shoes or cool as hell boots when on missions because heels are troublesome
Female spies wearing binders on missions because it’s hard to sneak through small spaces with large breasts
Female spies seducing rival female spies
CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT AND IMAGINE WHAT AN AWESOME DAD BOROMIR WOULD HAVE MADE
remus lupin is a bamf (in charts and graphs)
Delphine LaLaurie was a sadistic socialite who lived in New Orleans. Her home was a chamber of horrors. On April 10, 1834, a fire broke out in the mansion’s kitchen, and firefighters found two slaves chained to the stove. They appeared to have started the fire themselves, in order to attract attention. The firefighters were lead by other slaves to the attic, where the real surprise was. Over a dozen disfigured and maimed slaves were manacled to the walls or floors. Several had been the subjects of gruesome medical experiments. One man appeared to be part of some bizarre sex change, a woman was trapped in a small cage with her limbs broken and reset to look like a crab, and another woman with arms and legs removed, and patches of her flesh sliced off in a circular motion to resemble a caterpillar. Some had had their mouths sewn shut, and had subsequently starved to death, whilst others had their hands sewn to different parts of their bodies. Most were found dead, but some were alive and begging to be killed, to release them from the pain. LaLaurie fled before she could be bought to justice – she was never caught.
Holy shit this is real.
If you don’t think female psychopathic sadists arent the most terrifying members of history….you’re very VERY wrong.
holy crap I thought ahs made that up
*writes on piece of paper*
Cher, *insert crush’s name* je vous aime beaucoup et je prie Dieu que vous ne connaissez pas le français.
Dear , *insert crush’s name* I love you a lot and I’m praying to god you don’t know French.
#Viktor was obviously deeply in love with her #just remember the fact that he took her to prom #even knowing that he could’ve choose any other girl #remember how he forgot about everyone and danced with her all night #remember how he looked at her while saying ‘write to me, please’ #remember how, a few years later #on Fleur’s wedding #he danced with her one more time #probably being conscient that her heart already belonged to Ron #this is why I love Viktor Krum so much #he just enjoyed being with Hermione #and didn’t care about the future #mostly, because she wasn’t going to be a part of his.