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Some one may find your URL, and who knows, they could message you telling you where they found it.
You have until June 1 to reblog.
So this happened on facebook today….
Some people were a little confused so I made this.
Good, I thought I was the only one to think this
Thank you, Disney, for making a Princess who breaks her own curse.
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.
and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.
Yeah, sounds about right.
He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).
200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u
Andrew Garfield attends ‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise Of Electro’ Premiere in Rome (April 14, 2014)
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
i fucking love whenever people are like “how would steve rogers react to the fact that people now curse and talk about sex?”
he grew up as a poor orphan in Brooklyn and joined the fucking army i think he’s got that shit covered
I’m with you till the end of the line.
This is literally the worst parallel to ever parallel in the history of parallels, I mean are you fucking kidding me.
why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia
Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it
that hasnt stopped any corporations before
So there’s a really tense moment in Supernatural.
Dean enters an orchard in which we previously saw people being brutally murdered by a creepy ass scarecrow.
Alone, he walks up to that same scarecrow. He looks it in the eyes, we know what it’s capable of and the sort of things it’s done. There’s tense music, Dean is in danger.
Then this happens
And that, ladies and gentlemen, pretty much sums up the entire show.
i cant believe this is a real show