Hello, my name is Hannah I really like books and bands. Insult me and you die. Have a nice day!

shut-up-karen:

I’ve already accepted the fact that I’m gonna be alone forever

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  • Straight Girl: I would bang a Strider
  • Straight Guy: I would bang a Strider
  • Lesbian: I would bang a Strider
  • Gay Guy: I would bang a Strider
  • President: I would bang a Strider
  • God: I would bang a Strider

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shslpussygame:

chris-evanger:

that-big-gay-impala:

phoenixmoonstone:

carryonmy-assbutt:

anycsifan:

sammycasdean:

superhetavengerstucklock:

drop-that-punpunpun:

i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows

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now we just need a show that references Supernatural

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#one thing I love about friends is how they poked fun at the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends

I just saw Captain America : The Winter Soldier and I just realized….

the-listening:

cassieisnotapie:

Peggy Carter helped found SHIELD after Steve “died”. 

It was founded at the camp that Steve trained at.

On marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, Agent Ward says “Someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD”

Guys. 

Peggy created and named the entire spy organization after STEVE’S SHIELD. 

OH MY FREAKING GOD.

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dothrakimermaid:

silverstar415850:

hemlockgroveaddict:

Just a few of the i need feminism because photos! Why not take a look online or make one of your own :)x

That last one tho

That 6th one…. Ouch

harrisoncapps:

itsgayerinenochian:

satans-ghost:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day

thank you arctic monkeys

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athosandhisbitches:

travice:

[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]
[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]

four for you, punk rock jensen
you go, punk rock jensen

WHERE IS THIS FROM AND WHY HAVE I NOT WATCHED IT YET????

It’s From A Movie Called Ten Inch Hero

BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT

liqiuid:

If you reblog this before June 1 2014, I will write your URL down and stick it in a jar or whatever. Over the summer I will take the jar of URL’s and I will scatter them around. They may get taped to public loos, they may be thrown into crowds at festivals, or they may get put under napkins at restaurants.

Some one may find your URL, and who knows, they could message you telling you where they found it. 

You have until June 1 to reblog. 

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jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

m4r1p0s4:

adele-dazeems-cheekbones:

krystal-cage:

Some people were a little confused so I made this.

Good, I thought I was the only one to think this

Thank you, Disney, for making a Princess who breaks her own curse.

literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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jeannette-m:

the-broken-daughter-of-gabriel:

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

chrisletoepine:

it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.

and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082

Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.

Yeah, sounds about right.

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lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

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lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u